Zombie Flies.

As I studied for my midterm, I saw a fly buzzing on the window next to my desk. I tried to open the window to let it out but I haven't opened my window in almost a year, so I guess it decided to get itself stuck. So I opened my patio door and tried to shoo it out, but instead let another fly in. So I went back to studying in earnest, until the flies started buzzing around my face and ears. I gave these damn flies a chance, now it was time to kill them.

I grabbed my PennySaver and start swatting away. The area around my desk is pretty dusty so as I swatted away at the flies dust started rising and I started sneezing. Regardless, I got one of the flies and captured it inside a paper towel and threw it in the toilet without flushing. I went back to work, when the SECOND fly started flying around my ear. Out came the PennySaver and the dust, but I killed that one too. I captured it in another paper towel and threw it in toilet, but as the second fly carcass fell into the toilet, the first fly carcass decided to become a zombie, climbed out of the paper towel and FLEW OUT OF MY TOILET. I flushed the second fly asap so as to avoid a fly zombie invasion.

The first zombie fly is flying around somewhere in my room now but I can't find it yet. Maybe it's hiding to eat me later when I'm sleeping.

Until next time, zai jian!

-Justin